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When we booked the poker night with Seņor Stags, we didn't realise we would be taken on a long ride into the heart of the mountains to play a private game in Dracula's castle! What a night this turned out to be, the most fun night of the stag do. The owner of the stag company has his own castle done up throughout in a medieval style and his words to us as we arrived were... "The entire place is yours for the evening". Well what a free ticket to plant Clubflat cards! Clubflat went ghost hunting finding endless secret rooms including a proper, working sex dungeon! See The Sex Fungeon. Old was mixed with new as a large open log fire burned in a room that also sported a pool table. More log fires burned outside whilst music echoed creepily around the place like in the serial killers hideout in Silence Of The Lambs. There was also a great Egyptian style chillout room complete with Sheesha pipe. This place really was incredible. Not only because the alcohol was free flowing all night, but because it really was just like something out of The Blair Witch Project. It began emerging later that at first pretty much everyone had a bad feeling gnawing away at them telling them that they were going to be eaten by vampires or fed to the werewolves before the night was out. The rather suavely dressed castle hosts and poker croupiers Lee and Chris added to this feeling by playing their parts all too well. But to take our minds off the "threat" the sassy American bunny girl Amanda brought the Team drinks all night just like in a casino. When asked where she was from, Amanda said "Boston". We said "We know you are, but where are you from"! Enjoy the pics... |
Ghostly orbs float mysteriously in front of the castle gates |
Suave host Lee dealt the poker on the hardcore table of players |
The less hardcore table was however more at home playing snap |
Castle owner Simon wore his Clubflat badge proudly |
Service with a smile |
Pair of scissors would soon have it off |
"Fancy being a bunny girl for Clubflat?" |
It's all woman! |
7ft legs were a bunny girl necessity |
Ghostly white gaunt figure appeared on photo |
How totally cool is this? |
Body was found stabbed with pool cue |
At least they'd know we'd been here if we didn't make it out alive |
The ghost of Clubflat was found wandering the lower quarters |
Would you sleep here with the people in the picture watching you? |
This Clubflat card is now up for auction on ebay |
When she asked which one's the stag, 12 hands simultaneously went up |
Dracula's bed was rather comfy |
Smoke the pipe of peace and very soon nothing else matters
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Laze's early poker exit humiliation was of such magnitude his poker sunglasses were all that remained of him |
No antique was safe from Clubflat |
Finally recruited as Clubflat's very own bunny girl. Good job Quick Buck |
Quim slyly spikes an unsuspecting Laze's drink |
Hero wasn't making it home that night |
Image felt like he was back in his boyhood playing soldiers |
Ghoulish white rabbit pops up on photo in front of Laze |
The castle lounge, where guests are entertained - before being eaten |
High up a metal beam can be seen where many have hung themselves |
Guess which cheat won the poker pot on his own stag do? |
Typical Clubflat grabbing the rest of the beers to take back with us |