Fortunately the munters that "greeted" us on our arrival were outnumbered by hotties who came out in their droves on the evening.  Whilst the munters clearly didn't care what state they walked around in, the real totty had obviously been spending the day getting ready for the evening, as birds do, and looking mightily fine in fancy dress, again as birds generally do.  Feast your eyes on the below.

Fit, fat, fit, fat

Invisible bikes were all the rage at Butlins

Electro Kid was keen to see her vertical stripe too

Electro Kid has only 6 weeks to ruin her wedding

Spot the super stunner

Moments later her head fell off and rolled away

Bird on the left demonstrates what she will be doing to her mate later

Unfortunately her arms got in the way of a huge set of bangers

Good to see you've shaved your pits

Hot bum in hot pants

Psychedelic

Wally never looked so good

Officer Cakemuncher reporting for duty

Still looking for Wally

Pigtails - every mans dream

A fine set of pins

Arse like a shelf

Skirt riding up is always good

Anyone for a bit of bondage?

Patterned tights - the future

Legs don't come much

better than this

300 blokes suddenly threw

themselves in the sea

Leggy slut feels her flange

That's so short her cheeks

must be showing...

...Oh look, they are!

"The futures bright..."

Standing watch looking for men to save

Belly was tucked nicely into her shorts

So that's where she smuggled the drugs