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Like the Hulk Hogan night at Image's stag do in Butlins last year, this years stag do had a themed night too. Sickly shirt night.  Before the stag do, Bluff tasked everyone with buying the most disgusting shirt they could find and if you didn't find a shirt bad enough, Bluff had bought a forfeit shirt with him you had to wear.  The General and Electro Kid's shirts were deemed to be unworthy of inducing the necessary levels of vomit and with The General 'winning' the forfeit shirt, Electro Kid's shirt was just cut up with scissors and thrown back at him to wear.  Of course the sickest, sleeveless Nan-blouse top had been saved for D-Tox who was unaware what he would be forced to put on.  As we gathered for a group photo in the hotel, Hero spotted some other blokes at the bar wearing awful shirts and ran over to pull them into the pic.  It seemed like a fine idea until one of them said "Hold on a minute, these are our normal Saturday night shirts!".  So if you're wondering who contributes utterly shite shirts to charity shops, it's people like these two.

 

A good early curry was needed to start the evening off

 

From looking at the last pic, can you identify the two randomers dragged

in for the sickly shirt shot? Click/tap the pic to find out who they are!

The ladies of Newquay were in for a treat tonight

It was a close call between D-Tox's Nan-top and Hero's flowery waist coat

Electro Kids' arm-pit air vents were the next big thing in men's fashion

Bluff wasn't sure he wanted to be seen with Cyber-Dog dressed like that

Happy Larry had just arrived from the 1990's wearing his dragon shirt

Fun Bobby still lived in a time when you could smoke indoors

Pikey road worker's were out late

Drunken Quick Buck was convinced he'd found Happy Larry

Only hardcore Clubflat Team members can express beer from their nips

Teamwork, MWAH!

Rather than make Bluff more visible at the bar, it took

longer to get served wearing that shirt

Shag was well aware that tonight thanks to that shirt,

he'd be getting anything but a shag

Image and Quick Buck had got their shirts from the midget's charity shop

Quick Buck tries to subtly illicit Happy Larry's attention...

...Happy Larry spots the opportunity...

...Aaaaannnd Suck!

Stu F & Laze: Ladies take note - this is what we want you to be doing

Stu's sickly shirt look-a-like had showed up a bit early

"I may look a bellend, but I have two beers"

Hands-up if you've no idea how ridiculous you look