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Mum Towels around the pool table (see explanation in Butlins 2012), the Clubflat stickering of overly hairy and offensive beavers in porn mags, using chewing gum to re-hang up a huge picture that fell down in the apartment, using cling film to join together two ends of the broken pool queue and make it useable again, getting taken to two completely different areas of Manchester by two taxis that were supposed to follow each other, the windows of the apartment that were constantly open due to the constant hum of shite we produced, ice-creams that were so big it took 3 people to eat them, the ridiculously chaotic scrambling into the apartment and up the stairs in order to grab the best beds knowing the two who were last would be sleeping in the lounge, taking the long route to find the apartment pulling our cases in the pouring rain only to find a much shorter route the next day which was also under cover, the constant "fingering", and not forgetting the odd Clubflat card or fifty that decorated the apartment. The silly antics were abundant and just go to show that no matter how old you get, no matter what different career paths you all take and no matter how infrequent you are able to see each other due to the ever increasing responsibilities of life, when old mates get together the good times still roll like they never stopped. |
Throwing the Clubflat card into place from that distance was a great skill |
Two tiny shrivelled potato skins for £5 got the sarcastic thumbs up |
Guitar Hero also doubled up as DJ Hero |
Clubflat's snore-relief patches are available now in Boots |
Mag was safeguarded with stickers of ownership just like at the dentists |
Face personalised his bog roll for a softer wipe |
Known for his brutal fingering, Steroids finger soon caused a disaster as the huge picture came tumbling down |
Bit of chewed gum courtesy of Special K would soon stick that rawl plug back into the cement |
Re-hanging the picture praying the gum has set... gently does it |
A Clubflat card to finish it off, perfect |
Clubflat disapproved of grassy gashes |
Getting into that bed pissed up was going to be fun |
Monster ice-cream was even more filling than it looked... |
...but fortunately Special K was on hand to help devour it |
Special K does his best to try and chat up a flattered Hero |
Clubflat card was sure to help find the fire hose amidst the smoke |
Wetherspoons herb sausages were of great offense to Steroid |
After all the junk food media scares, Special K decided to cut down |