Rhythm and Bodge-It, known as The Mitchells when put together, went on a rampage like no other. After a few pints they combine, just like Transformers, into the unstoppable Mitchelltron. Imagine the Marshmallow Man out of Ghostbusters and you pretty much get the idea. When Quick Buck asked The Mitchells where they were going at some early afternoon time, the reply came "The Pub". Asked which pub, the reply came "All of them". And that pretty much summed up the weekend. All day drinking sessions were the norm, followed by all night drinking sessions. One afternoon after arriving back at the B&B from a drinking session, Rhythm slammed open the bedroom door and started a ruckus by attacking Hero with his huge Dad-sized hands. Realising it was 'do or die', Hero leapt up and wrestled Rhythm onto the double bed. The next moment we heard a transforming noise (roll mouse here) and within seconds Rhythm and Bodge-It had combined into Mitchelltron to fight off Hero. Rhythm soon had Hero at his mercy, bent over the end of the double-bed getting a good bumming while Bodge-It took position behind Rhythm giving him a good bumming in a 3 way conga bum-fest. The combined weight was too much for Hero pinned down at the front and he collapsed. The message here... Don't f**k with The Mitchelltron! |
Eggergizer looks on nervously fearing The Mitchells are about to combine (roll mouse over pic) |
Hero mentally prepares himself for a battle with Mitchelltron
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You can always rely on your mates when you go to the bog
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As we were saying... you can always rely on your mates when you go to the bog! |
As the phrase goes... you don't look at the mantle piece when you're stoking the fire |
And these faces were before they had the Jagerbombs
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This isn't so bad... |
...ooh, yes it is |
Beautiful and domesticated, what more could a man want |
Hero's teapot stance got him some involuntary "elbow"
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His cheap drum kit had shrunk in the wash |
All Mitchell toys came with instructions |
Mitchell Bodge-It didn't want to be caught not drinking beer |
Quick Buck dices with death by revving up The Mitchells |
What the hell has stopped Eggergizer dead in his tracks?...
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...Ahh crap, someone took their eyes off No-Name again
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Hero tries it out - this ain't so difficult |
This move is called 'The Crack-Slide' |
Lets see some stiletto wearing bitch do that! |
The finale - moments later scores of ladies threw their knickers at Hero |