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Rhythm and Bodge-It, known as The Mitchells when put together, went on a rampage like no other.  After a few pints they combine, just like Transformers, into the unstoppable Mitchelltron.  Imagine the Marshmallow Man out of Ghostbusters and you pretty much get the idea.  When Quick Buck asked The Mitchells where they were going at some early afternoon time, the reply came "The Pub".  Asked which pub, the reply came "All of them".  And that pretty much summed up the weekend.  All day drinking sessions were the norm, followed by all night drinking sessions.  One afternoon after arriving back at the B&B from a drinking session, Rhythm slammed open the bedroom door and started a ruckus by attacking Hero with his huge Dad-sized hands.  Realising it was 'do or die', Hero leapt up and wrestled Rhythm onto the double bed.  The next moment we heard a transforming noise (roll mouse here) and within seconds Rhythm and Bodge-It had combined into Mitchelltron to fight off Hero.  Rhythm soon had Hero at his mercy, bent over the end of the double-bed getting a good bumming while Bodge-It took position behind Rhythm giving him a good bumming in a 3 way conga bum-fest.  The combined weight was too much for Hero pinned down at the front and he collapsed.  The message here... Don't f**k with The Mitchelltron!

 

Eggergizer looks on nervously fearing The Mitchells are about

to combine (roll mouse over pic)

Hero mentally prepares himself for a battle with Mitchelltron

 

You can always rely on your mates when you go to the bog

 

As we were saying... you can always rely on your

mates when you go to the bog!

As the phrase goes... you don't look at the mantle

piece when you're stoking the fire

And these faces were before they had the Jagerbombs

 

This isn't so bad...

...ooh, yes it is

Beautiful and domesticated, what

more could a man want

Hero's teapot stance got him some involuntary "elbow"

 

His cheap drum kit had shrunk in the wash

All Mitchell toys came with instructions

Mitchell Bodge-It didn't want to be caught not drinking beer

Quick Buck dices with death by revving up The Mitchells

What the hell has stopped Eggergizer dead in his tracks?...

 

...Ahh crap, someone took their eyes

off No-Name again

 

Hero tries it out - this ain't so difficult

This move is called 'The Crack-Slide'

Lets see some stiletto wearing

bitch do that!

The finale - moments later scores of

ladies threw their knickers at Hero