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Not only did we have a vast amount of Clubflat cards to plant in Newquay, but this year we also had a vast amount of stickers.  And we mean a vast amount.  Over 1500 in total.  These were far easier to plant than cards and with 11 lads armed with multiple sheets, they got absolutely everywhere.  Top of the stickerer's was Hank whose enthusiasm for Clubflat was so high during the Newquay fun, he became initiated into the Clubflat Team as Gangsta.  He well and truly earned his membership by leading the way with the most ingenious of stickerings, similar in quest to Memphis' initiation all those years ago in the Marston's Brewery escapade.  As one of Clubflat's reputed top card planters and stickerer's, Memphis wasn't to be outdone and was on top form as usual.  He got a rollicking off some miserable bird who detected him secretly planting one on her back.  However while she was distracted going off on one at Memphis, Hero snuck behind and finished the job with another sticker!  Occasionally you come across someone not up for the laugh.  But that doesn't stop us, it makes us worse. So roll with the punches folks!  A hell of a lot of places and people got stickered in Newquay, most of whom never realised they'd been stickered.  Hell, we even received emails from people fed up with removing all the stickers from their gaffe!  This page brings you some of the greatest stickerings the Clubflat Team pulled off.  But that's not all.  Don't forget to check the antics on the Belushi's and The Crawl Home pages where many more stickers and cards can be seem in the craziest of places!

 

Clubflat handbags were popular this summer

Clubflat endorsed surfing

Fit birds were marked in order to identify

them later when the beer goggles were on

Someone clearly already had

their beer goggles on

A gentle technique is required

for a frontal stickering

"Please report any suspicious devices

found on this machine"

Press button to talk to Clubflat

Gangsta 'belts' one out

This bird didn't take kindly to Memphis

stickering her, so Hero put another on

Image gives generously to the homeless

Clubflat were always number 1

Gangsta plays a game of snap

An expertly placed sticker

Look at that old bag

Guess what it was stuck on with...

Gangsta's initiation was going well

Weak and sickly Fosters was replaced with Clubflat's special brew

 

"C'mon love, the card will easily nestle in that cleavage"

Memphis was in charge of keeping the peace - by not causing any trouble

Gangsta's group stickering was a momentous achievement

Clubflat felt a real sense of duty to help the British public

Hero found a Gladiators Saracen lookalike (roll mouse over pic)

You should have seen where else she put the cards and stickers!

Girls are chuffed as Gangsta hands out the Clubflat glasses

Potato head bird revelled in the attention

The "I'm a big kid" grin says it all

The Mitchell Brothers got aggressive if anyone fed the Clubflat team

Electro Kid has thought of a cunning way to turn the cards into a gadget

Fearless Gangsta disses chicken suit man who wouldn't hold a card

Hero and Laze are amazed at Gangsta's subtle stickering skills

Memphis & Hero spot "Run Forest" from the night before wearing

the same top and all! (see The Crawl Home). Stickered!