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Someone very special lives in Newquay.  Not just special because she is Hero and Quick Buck's Nan, but special because "She" is in charge.  In charge of Clubflat that is.  Hero and Quick Buck popped round to receive the latest orders for the 'Clubflat in Newquay' mission.  "Litter every bar, every street, every nook and cranny with Clubflat cards and stickers" she ordered.  "But Nan, what if we run into trouble?" we asked.  "Release Memphis, and have him bring their head to me" she cried.  "I want results".  Don't ever mess with her or you will regret it.  With one wave of her hand the Clubflat henchmen will be round and you'll have more Clubflat stickers over your gaffe than possibly even Newquay.  Just look what happened at Mentalist Dad's gaffe after he defied her!  Every crime syndicate has its boss.  Every organisation has its head.  Meet 'The Don' of Clubflat.

 

The Don demonstrates how we should get people holding Clubflat cards

The Don is thanked for all her inspiration and wisdom

Unmistakeably The Don's door

The Don family tree was wide and far reaching