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Well it started as it began. On the final evening there was only one place that we all wanted to go to, the place that really kicked off the holiday - RIO! The place was pretty empty being a week night, but respect, they still open the club anyway! Well Clubflat don’t need a full club to enjoy themselves and before long, the Dancing Jock was up on the wall again, continuing his love affair with the palm tree’s and leaving a Clubflat card wedged in it to boot. Having a dance floor all to himself, Eggergizer began practising his moves and creased everybody up when within seconds he fell flat on his arse as the wet floor caused him to inadvertently do the splits Jane Fonda style. How the DJ carried on playing through witnessing that is anyone’s guess. Hero then got a full round of 18 Smirnoff Ice in for one final celebration and what a sight to behold as 18 lads shot-gunned it in one. Johnny Utah stumbled off and was later found taking a slash at what he thought was the toilet but which to everybody else was so obviously the bar! As people made their way back across the city to the hotel one final time, every remaining Clubflat card in the land got planted somewhere or other. Mentalist Dad was on top form and began sticking them in places even Memphis would have been proud of. Back at the hotel it was time for yet more drinks which wasn’t a good thing for Hero who ordered a shot of Unicum (whatever the hell that consists of), downed it, then proceeded to fall up the stairs smashing his bottle through his hand at the same time! The almighty crash was heard by everyone in reception but when they went to check it out, Hero was no-where to be seen. Water Boy followed the trail of blood up 3 floors and found Hero just stood around with blood gushing from his hand. Good job for him that Johnny Utah’s holiday romance from Finland was a nurse! A true end to a mad holiday, utter carnage on the last night, Tragedy Dave was a proud man. |
 The card had to be the work of one of the usual suspects |
 Two guesses where we are |
 Dancing Jock was in serious need of glasses |
 Fitness First was drinking healthy shots |
 Eggergizer danced so fast he became transparent |
 Johnny Utah hadn't quite got the hang of this drink downing thing |
 Caught in the act |
 Dancing Jock helps pissed up Dad find the menu |
 Mentalist Dad had extremely long arms |
 Chimpanzee's had escaped from the local zoo |
 Mentalist Dad got paid 5 bucks an hour to stand here like this |
 Clubflat were always 'ready to go' |
 Clubflat credit cards, for withdrawing punani |
 A Clubflat approved restaurant |
 Cupid had just shot his arrow into Johnny Utah |
 Clubflat cards were essential in improving your toilet aim |
 The last time this bottle was seen in one piece |
 The lethal brew came with a first-aid warning |
 The blood trail would eventually lead you to... |
 ...Hero, alive and well but completely wankered |
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