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We learned of another outdoor club round the corner from Rio called the Garden Club, so Steroid, Eggergizer, Banana Bunch, Water Boy and Hero set off to see if anything needed watering while the rest partied on in Rio, the casino and anywhere else they had ended up. This place was huge with four different open air arena’s, one of which featured a wooden beach bar in the middle of a shallow moat of water and it was here Water Boy was born. After Hero severely pissed off the barmaid by sticking every straw he could find in every orifice on his head, Water Boy decided to go for a paddle. Here he was, splashing around in the water like a new born duckling, fully clothed, shoes still on, the lot. The ‘natives’ were out in force tonight and after getting a whole load of dodgy looks from them, we thought we’d take things one step further and introduce them to Clubflat. “Take a picture of us in front of these toilets” Hero screamed as he chucked the camera to a confused couple who just looked back with blank faces. “You vont pic-a-ture in toilet?” came the baffled reply. “Yeah!! We’re toilet spotters” we told him as his missus scratched her head in confusion. Meanwhile on the other side of Budapest, the Clubflat antics continued elsewhere. Memphis, Quick Buck, Bluff, Fitness First and Shag decided to indulge in a session of wrestling in the midst of some deep, dense flowerbeds, right on the sidewalk of the main route through the city. Unfortunately no pics prevailed, but the video footage taken was legendry. With Memphis shouting “Easy, Easy” Big Daddy style, he quashed all victims until they were begging for mercy. The next day there were newspaper headlines of aliens that had landed and left huge crop circles in the centre of Budapest, but we all knew this was simply down to the odd shape of the infamous Memphis Belle. |
 It was easy to trace places Clubflat had been |
 After Clubflat met Chris Moyles, he followed us to Budapest |
 Johnny Utah in the flesh - ladies watch out! |
 Work it girlfriend |
 Eggergizer's antennae ensured his batteries were always charged |
 "Hi love, want to be in Clubflat's porky mingers section?" |
 Lets plant some cards while the miserable cows back is turned |
 "I'll have a Clubflat and Lime please" |
 Water Boy's lip suffered an allergic reaction to the orange |
 Bring on the vodka and oranges! |
 Hero was chuffed at having pissed the grumpy barmaid off |
 Could you just move back a little further for this shot? |
 Water Boy rises up from the depths Godzilla-like |
 It's true, Clubflat can walk on water |
 The locals had never encountered anything quite like Clubflat |
 "I better play along with these crazy English" |
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