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What better way to cure a hangover than to thrash it out on the track. As everyone waited outside the hotel for Hero to finish doing his hair, little did they realise he was actually filling up water bombs with Eggergizer and Water Boy - until they came raining down on them from 4 storeys above! Budapest Weekend babes Aniko and Agi then arrived at the hotel to pick up the still drunken Clubflat crew, much to everyone's delight. With various people barfing on the way from last nights indulgence, we soon arrived at the monstrous outdoor track, one of the best we've ever seen. With teams split into two, it was time to throw down the gauntlet and let all that testosterone take control, after all, we had two babes watching us. The usual jibes and taunts were made but now it was time to let the track do the talking. As usual, DJ Fukup and Tragedy Dave were more intent on playing bumper cars than they were on winning, which wasn't difficult when some people were going round like 'Driving Miss Daisy'. When the winners of both teams went head to head in the final race, pole positions on the grid had been won by Quick Buck and Hero, in that order. Not that this is of any consequence when Tragedy Dave is behind you. A few sneaky nudges later and you're eating tyre wall. Try as they might though, no-one could catch Quick Buck who stormed home. So much to his surprise then when the winners were read out. In third place... Quick Buck! In second place... Tragedy Dave, who walked up in disbelief at getting a podium place. And in first place... Hero! Well he is the Stag after all. But then it was explained to us. It wasn't based on your finishing place, it was based on lap times. Well, that really clears it up! |
 Eggergizer was wondering where his hairdryer got to |
 Banana Bunch liked nothing better than to barf in someone else's bog |
 Spot the difference? |
 Arooooggggaaa! Aniko and Agi arrive |
 Agi didn't realise what damage the tongue of Memphis is capable of |
 Eggergizer wets himself in excitement at going karting |
 Hero would go head to head with any pussy |
 A three pussy triangle. Sounds like heaven |
 Thinking it was a puppet, DJ Fukup stuck his hand up it's ass |
 Ass no questions! |
 The front definitely complimented the rear |
 Racing against the IRA didn't phase Shag |
Helmets on, lets separate the men from the boys |
 Go! Go! Go! |
 A quick thumb from a Quick Buck |
 Mentalist Dad is known to go crazy behind the wheel of any vehicle |
 Wolverand leads into the corner |
 There'd been so many pile-ups no-one knew who was winning at this point |
 As they exit the bridge, Quick Buck is hot on Wolverand's tail |
 The difference between a beautiful smile and a cheesy grin |
 True to form, Cyber-Dog's kart had it's own Sat-Nav |
 Tragedy Dave had struck again! |
 Thongs or big pants? Shag was dying to find out |
 The "rabbit-cat" trick |
 'Shady' Hero replaces go-kart cards with Clubflat one's
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 Confused and bewildered, Tragedy Dave accepts second place |
And the winner... Andre Agassi |
 The zoo's in Budapest were seriously under funded |
 Having spotted the zoo, Tragedy Dave goes on safari |
 No good at keeping secrets then |
 To the victor, the spoils |
Now globally famous, Clubflat did a book-signing for Agi and Aniko |
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