Clubflat loves a good sport and there were plenty of good sports at Butlins who were all too eager to plaster Clubflat stickers on their over-sized mammaries in order to gain fame on the revered pages of Clubflat.  Looking at some of their faces, the tits were a much needed distraction.  It didn't matter whether you were fit, fat, man, woman, batty boy, transvestite or inanimate object, if you got in our way you were getting carded or stickered, whether you knew about it or not.  Clubflat, you know where it's at.

The first night Clubflat cards

The Hulk Hogan night Clubflat cards

Hero finds Stephen Merchant in disguise (Roll mouse over image)

Supergluing their tits together was a great idea

If you look at the beautifulness too long you'll see spots

Clubflatting the fat bird has suddenly made Electro Kid hungry

A real life-size, walking, talking living doll

Stickers were far more useful than maps for finding your way home

Electro Kid demonstrates how to expertly plant

a sticker without the person knowing

Clubflat, she'll definitely know where it's at

when she finds them in the morning

Laze finds his long lost identical Clubflat twin

It's like you can read the hand's mind: "Shall I grab them, shall I?"

If you go around trying to take photo's of Clubflat and handing

out your business cards, then expect the tables to be turned!

Welsh lass was just waiting for a sheep to mount her

The Clubflat stickers had many uses

Probably for the best that this pic turned out blurred

"Oh my God, Clubflat are here, gimme those stickers"

Yours is the one on the left and right

One way to reserve your bed in the Butlins lodge

Bet this barmaid looks hot on a night out...

...Suspicion confirmed!

All aboard the flight to Sexville

You'll eventually notice a fatty

in this pic too

Clubflat awarded first prize in the pageant

Sticker me and I'll make ye walk the plank

Cards and stickers were imperative to ensure

you stumbled back into the right lodge