Grab a granny night held a whole new meaning

Stickered and proud of it

Clubflat were in touch with their feminine side

Northern lasses were thoroughbred

Special K slyly confirms the 'no bra' theory

Biff-Edge didn't need to try very hard to pull a stupid face

An uncontrolled response to seeing some flange

The Zombie Apocalypse had begun

Like an extra from Total Recall

Steroid ponders over who to give a good fingering

Special K didn't need any face paint to act the clown

Face had forgotten to put his false teeth in

Hero was worried he had a hair out of place

Steroid had an army of slaves - one to pick his nose

and one to drink his drink

Just holding the vodka sent Hero over the edge

Pissed up fools had Clubflatted the wrong stag

Face loved a good bop to YMCA

It took 3 days to find where the entrance actually was