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The first night in Newquay, like all first nights, was a crazy one. When Clubflat heard of a students night foam party at The Beach nightclub, the thought of all that young, female flesh in skimpy, wet clothes drew us in like moths to a flame. In fact it seems the whole of Newquay had the same idea as the students were certainly outnumbered! Not that you could see what was going on in that foam. Crammed on the dance floor, covered from head to foot in foam, breathing became difficult at times. But that's all part of the fun... |
 Gangsta was looking to be rescued |
 Baywatch had come to town |
 Doing it in the name of Clubflat
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 Bluff's hand gesture needed some work
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 Gangsta's aftershave was a winner
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 "Look what we found in our handbags"
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 That is one horny bird. Girl on left's ok too
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 Memphis assures her fella that his Bell will stay in his trousers
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 Let the foam commence |
 Quick Buck was foaming at the mouth |
 Buxom bird would look good foamed up |
 Unexpected fart blows foam everywhere |
 Hero had a shaving accident |
 Random bloke 'tried out' for membership in Clubflat |
 Being wet through was lots of fun |
 Image marvels at the height and ingenuity of the sticker planting |
 Bird has lots of white stuff in her hair again |
 A bewildered Quick Buck tries to find his way out the foam |
Hero and Electro Kid show off their Santa Claus impressions |
 The Reverend toilet attendant prayed for good fortune for Clubflat |
 Quick Buck clearly still had foam in his eyes |
 Gangsta's eyes pop out as he's squashed into some punani |
 Clever bloke points out that Hero's got some foam on him |
 A perfect little group pose |
 Wet and slippy totty everywhere |
 Memphis celebrates at having recovered Hero's body from the foam |
 Clubflat, he knew where it's at |
 The good old Smirnoff Ice shotgun |
 Life guards were on standby for foam rescues |
 Memphis was a rebellious oaf |
 A real, live, talking egg |
 Time to foam home |
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