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Newquay was absolutely heaving from wall to wall with scantily clad totty. On this page are some of the finest samples discovered in some of the the Clubflat Team's favourite haunts - The Fort, Walkabout and Red Square. In these places, along with Belushi's, many a silly antic took place. Memphis certainly attracted a large crowd of onlookers in Walkabout as some rock song came on and he started moshing to it big style. People looked on bemused, amazed, and just plain frightened. Within seconds of his mosh, such was the ferocity of his flailing arm, leg and head movements that the doormen came over and simply told him to "Stop it". Ridiculous. |
 Memphis caught mid-mosh |
 Barmaid from The Fort was a big Clubflat fan |
 Bronze tan looked healthy |
 She thought about flashing her knickers |
 "Now where did I put that Clubflat card" |
 An expert grip on the pump handle |
 Dressed up like a hot Jemima Doll |
 Wiggle that butt |
 Prim and proper back door fodder |
 Tight and pert |
 Electro Kid just couldn't make it inside |
 "Those lads over there did it" |
 Whatever you're selling, we're buying |
 Great pairs of pins |
 More great pairs of pins |
 Naturally blonde? Nah |
 The sort of barmaids you want in a pub |
 One firm butt |
 Red Square had a 3 for 1 happy hour on |
 Colourfully pleasing |
 Silky smooth lilac number looked great |
 Barman had heard Clubflat cards had a boomerang like quality |
 Not speaking a word of English didn't matter, they knew the drill |
 Memphis prepares Shag for another night sharing the double bed |
 It was only a matter of time before they fell out |
 Several jugs could be seen on the bar |
 Hot pants were a bit small to pack it all in |
 Moisturised legs for his pleasure |
 Sponsored by Brylcreem |
 Hero needed an urgent operation on his testicular tumour |
 Form an orderly queue to be stickered please |
 You can just picture all those legs sat in a hot tub |
 Flower in the hair did little to cheer up the miserable face |
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