New Years Eve 2009

Guzzlers are caught filling up a super size punch cup	Clubflat, they knew where it's at!
The General couldn't make up his mind...	...was he A, B, C, D or all of them?
Lucy liked a good tongue twister	The Guvna made sure no-one jumped the buffet queue
Top quality Clubflat gifts	Wendy gave her free gift the perfect home
The punch was beginning to take effect	It would have been the perfect 'couple' photo too - if Hero hadn't gone on the sun bed
Incoherent by now, Quick Buck points out what he needs to do in there	As if Fun Bobby needed any help to drink beer
Carl loved a good game of charades at any party	Wolverand was keen to be a Thundercat too
Special K's fruit and fibre diet was going well	"Pat-a-cake, pat-a-cake, bakers man..."
Hardcore, you know the score	Laze spots a left-over sandwich stuck to the ceiling
Incapacitated by alcohol, Steroid's missus is wheeled in	Anna and Quick Buck casually pinch some crisps
Wendy may not have been able to stand, but she still knew where the fridge was	Electro Kid tests out his amazing 'beer can steering wheel' invention
Rach needed a bigger glass	Ladies and Gentlemen, Guitar Hero has left the building
Abba's 'Dancing Queen' was hugely popular	Fun Bobby had his x-ray contact lenses in again
Carl's next party trick was to use Rach as his hand puppet	Electro Kid had invented a camera that flew around by itself taking photo's
Eat the crusts Image, your hair will go curly. Oh, it already is	Two drops meeyte, that'll be £64. Happy New Ramadam.
After a few pints, Hero would 'hero' anyone	Special K realised he had a 7 mile run home ahead of him