Tonight was destined to be messy.  The Durban Drinkster was sporting his favourite dress and sex toys and everyone else was wearing bright fluorescent jackets with the logo "Stanley's Last Run" on it above a picture of a cock.  Drinking rules were in force all night.  The English blokes could have done with a mug chained to their left hand too, especially Party Pete who got caught out 4 times in a row drinking from his right hand with a full pint each time which he then had to down.  He was bladdered before the stag meal was even over!  When more drinking games were played during the meal, Dancing Jock came up with a corker when he won the chance to enforce a new rule.  No drinking out the left hand!  This got some revenge on the South Africans there as they had grown up following the right-hand rule, but now they were getting caught out!  After the meal came the bar-crawl where some of Bournemouth's greatest tourist attractions could be seen - throwing up in doorways.  And these were the women.  Quality Bournemouth birds.  The Durban Drinkster danced the night away in his dress and stockings playing lovingly with his dildo until finally all stumbled back to the hotel in the early hours.  A few night caps finished it all off nicely. 

Durban Drinkster had grown since he last

tried on his mothers clothes

Scarily pleased with the finished result!

The light saber was a special limited edition pink version

The chain gang had arrived to tarmac the driveway

Pete had just learned the value of fingers in learning to count

Hero was used to playing with a small willy

Guess who missed the group photo

Bob-ette the builder

Kronenburg hit the spot

Dancing Jock slyly reaches for the sex toys

Rowan sits with the sane twin

"I'm afraid this building is against regulations.  It'll have to come down"

Bournemouth taxi drivers were great at parallel parking

"The pub is that-a-way"

Praveen didn't know Johnny Utah was "the quickest draw in the West"

Clubflat, John knows where it's at!

Short of balloons, wooden pots were dropped on the stag party instead

Thank God Pete has at last learned to drink out of his left hand

John thought it would be quicker to drive his invisible car to the next bar

Hero loved the smell of Pete's ear wax

John was happy about something

Not surprisingly, there weren't many

wolf whistles