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For an all-inclusive holiday at the Margarita, this holiday sure turned out to be expensive. Not because the Margarita didn't serve great beer and food for FREE, but when you venture out into the Laganas strip, £3.50 is a lot to pay for a shot of vodka, especially the way we knocked them back. Bloody Euro, done nothing except raise prices in countries that used to be affordable. So before hitting the town, we soon learned to drink the free alcohol at the Margarita in the pleasant company of the Margarita bar staff. What a great bunch they were. Not only did they not mind us plastering the place with Clubflat cards, but they took some spare cards off us to give out after we'd left. I guess they had some making up to do after telling us on our first day of arrival "It's a family hotel, any noise after 12am, any trouble whatsoever and you get a strike. Three strikes and you're out". Well what a challenge they'd set us. We tried everything, but no matter what we did we couldn't even get one strike. We heard of people being thrown out each day so we tried even harder, especially on the last 3 nights there, yet we still couldn't get a strike! Maybe it was just because Clubflat were so hugely popular with the Margarita bar staff that they turned a blind eye to our misdemeanours. After all, it couldn't have been because we were sensible. Click here to see the sillyness... |
 You have been warned! Read here |
 The Clubflat gardener had been busy |
 Family hotel had it's benefits |
 The Margarita, a paradise in the middle of no-where |
 As if these little sweet innocent faces would cause barmaid Deb trouble |
 The dining room and bar of the Margarita overlooked the front pool |
 Memphis sees a belle bigger than his |
 Eggergizer had seen the light |
 Willie Thorne takes to the table |
 Margarita pool table came complete with it's very own referee |
 Holding the cue's made them feel competent |
 Leg heaven |
 What a quality "family" hotel |
 Geoff Capes watch out |
 You deserve to be Clubflatted, not for falling asleep, for that towel |
 Front pool was a palm tree haven, amongst other havens |
 Margarita bar staff were always up for a laugh. Had to be with us there |
 The good old 'card in door number' trick |
 Putting Clubflat in rooms next to each other was a dynamite situation |
 Steroid loved to play with his ring |
 Don't get her mad in the middle of a blow job |
 Delboy sells DVD's, we sell Clubflat cards |
 Bird checks to see if her knickers are still there |
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