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Sometime after
5am, Rhythm and Hero see two fat heffer birds pissed up and
sneaking around the corridors back to their apartment, trying their
very hardest not to make a noise at this early hour. So hard in fact
that when Rhythm and Hero call “hello” down the corridor, they
scream so loud you would think they were being murdered! Hilarious!
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Sometime after
5am, Hero does a handstand with his arse out for a photo on one
of the wooden chairs in the foyer of the hotel apartment block.
However the chair gives way and tips over sending the cushions
flying, Hero crashes down on his head and at the same time his foot
catches a huge 8ft picture on the wall behind sending that
crashing down too, making a tremendous noise in the process. Steroid
laughs uncontrollably in the chair next to him while Rhythm and Hero
decide the mess is too much too put right before someone comes to
check out what the tremendous noise was, and so run off like naughty
school children clutching their bottles of beer. Unbelievably Rhythm
caught this mishap on camera as it happened, see
Crazy Nights Part II.
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Sometime after
5am, Memphis grabs the fire extinguisher from outside the
Clubflat rooms, runs into Hero’s room and completely covers him from
head to foot. So much is sprayed that you can’t see your hand in
front of you. Hero is now white all over and Steroid physically has
to go and lie down in the other room for being unable to stop
laughing. “I’ve got stomach ache” he says.
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During the day
time, Memphis decides to whop his belle out on his balcony which
just happens to be on the main walkway out the hotel. The front of
that famous plane, poking through the balcony railings is visible
for all to see.
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Sometime after
5am, Rhythm and Memphis parade around naked on their balcony,
again. Memphis then proceeds to do a cock-slap dance with his hands
clasped behind his head, cock slapping off his stomach. The laughter
was enough to wake the dead.
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Sometime after
5am, Hero climbs over onto Rhythms balcony, knocks the patio
door and coaxes him to come out his room. As he sits down in a
chair, Hero water-bombs him in his stomach so hard he doubles up.
Bring on the noise.
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Memphis and
Hero decide to do handstands in the front pool with their arses
and all other bits out in broad daylight, surrounded by sunbathers.
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The tomfoolery
in the front pool in Poolside Fun goes a bit haywire as the ball is hoofed
everywhere, landing on many an innocent sunbather.
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Steroid
strides in “c*nting this” and “c*nting that” having been on the
vodka’s all night again and decides to dive right over someone
else’s balcony on the lower floor, almost knocking himself out.
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The box of
Doctors Medical Assistance contact cards on the First Choice
Rep’s desk in reception get replaced with Clubflat cards.
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Clubflat cards
appear everywhere in the hotel such as in the number stands on
the dinner table, behind the bar, sellotaped to the ceiling, in the
pool, in palm trees and in many other places that people will be
unable to remove them from. No-one even said a dicky bird to us
about doing all of this.
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Barmaid Debbie
caught us taking pictures of her whale-tail showing and trying
to put a Clubflat card in it.
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Ice-cube
fights were had with the bar staff.
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Memphis was sunbathing reading a book with his belle
out.
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Steroid sings
on the hotel karaoke. On its own that’s more than enough to get
thrown out!
