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There’s one place where women are king. One place where they let you see all their bits and you don’t get a slap on the chops for your troubles. One place where it takes a man more strength and reserve not to walk around with a boner than it does to climb Mount Everest. One place where wrap-around sunglasses don the head of every male. Be it pool or sea, it’s there for all to see. Welcome to Poolside Punani. Boing! |
 Expertly covering her modesty |
 "Look at me everybody, I'm in bright pink" |
 Could you get a tighter costume? |
 Praise the Lord, a full harvest this year |
 The "Stretch it all out & pretend you don't realise what you're doing" trick |
 The normally grumpy bar maid had decent frontage |
 "I'm on the beach and I'm showing all of you my tits" |
 That's one hell of a MILF ass |
 It was like walking through a Breast Exhibition |
 Boobs or bum? |
 Putting out the vibe... what you'd give to be that lilo |
 An arse like a ski jump |
 "Now where shall I sit to impress the men?" |
 Pink, the most dangerous colour known to man |
 Wiping blokes slobber off you was a problem when flaunting it all |
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