Clubflat in Newquay 2008

Take 11 lads, some beer, a camera, a gorgeously hot sunny day on one of the UK's best beaches and what do you get? Beach Pie of course. The female flesh was abundant, gathering in many groups and easily outnumbering male groups. On a hot sunny day like this, the Newquay punani rivalled anywhere else in the world we've been! The camera was passed around like a hot potato to whoever had the 'best position'. Usually Shag, who did us proud with capturing every mans dream - see Changing On The Beach. But first, grab some tissue and feast your eyes on the best Britain has to offer.

Blonde, surfer bird, tight wet suit, splumph	Bikini already underneath is cheating	Bikini boob tube squashes them in
Beautiful sea life found behind rocks	Hanging jugs unbalanced the surfing stance	"Quick, snap those 11 gorgeous lads"
Home made thong was almost as good	Protruding side boobage was pleasant	Bit of kebab always welcome
The hot sun made Hero see double	Young, fresh fish	Possibly the most pert ass ever

We tried to tell her it would be easier to do up if she swivelled it round!	Memphis offered her a beach bell to go with the beach ball
There's something really hot about surfing chicks	Bird on the right won the trouser dropping competition
Hold the god damn phone!	Beauty and the mullet
A peachy beachy	Denim is fine with us!
The 'just out the shower' look	Blondeys circled the Clubflat Team several times
Unbuttoned jeans were just a tease	You don't get many of them to the pound
What not to dress like if you're going round taking pictures of fit birds	Legs take a closer look
Denim hot pants were definitely hot	The 'throwing your head of hair' photo shot didn't quite go to plan
Somewhere to park your bike	Oops, Shag's been spotted
Short legs meant it was difficult to see over people	Quite possibly one of the best MILF asses you will ever see
Image had disguised himself as a bin to get a closer look	Worlds first bum transplant to the chest was a raving success