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Whoever said a 24 hour flight was a killer was wrong! With busy lives at home, Hero and Lucy enjoyed nothing better than doing absolutely squat but watch blockbuster movie after movie and drinking free beer. In fact the flight went that quick that they wanted to go round again! And this was in pigeon class travel! The Hypnotist picked them up from Sydney airport and took them back to his newly acquired palace north of Sydney in Terrigal, where he proceeded to demonstrate all aspects of Australian life in his own 'British' way. This included mincing like a fairy at the Sydney Funnel Web spider nest in his garden. Don't know what all the fuss is about, after all, it's only the worlds 2nd most venomous spider! The Hypnotist's Birthday fell at the end of Hero and Lucy's 3 weeks and what a great excuse for a piss-up, even though every night pretty much was one. The Hypnotist's Ozzie pals Cameron and Aliesha joined the fray along with work colleague Tim, as this was one time no-one was going to miss taking the piss out of The Hypnotist - all night long. But his dented ego soon recovered as he whipped everyone on the Wii he has set up in 'the lads wing' of his mansion. Really it was one of those 'let the host win especially on his Birthday' moments, but what he doesn't know won't hurt him, right? After 3 weeks of The Hypnotist and Hero constantly goading each other like two alpha male lions, departing was difficult. So much so that Nicole and The Hypnotist suddenly reappeared in the airport for one last pint when they were meant to have gone! Nicole's 3 week intensive alcohol training was kicking in... now all that was required was for her to complete Part 2 of the training - in the UK! |
 The only way to travel on a 24 hour flight |
 The Hypnotist arrives to pick up Hero & Lucy |
 Australia has so much space. Six lanes leading to the lights. SIX! |
 First things first after a long flight |
 The first Ozzie to get Clubflatted! |
 The Hypnotist's little abode |
 Already a spider is found in the place! |
 It may look pleasant out back but it's full of spiders! |
 Hypnotist dares go down the 'spider path' |
 Instantly a St Andrews Cross spider is found! Non-venomous luckily |
 Golden Orb spider hanging virtually invisible in the pathway to walk into! |
 Here's real trouble... The Sydney Funnel Web nesting in the grass |
 The Hypnotist resorts to petrol as even his eyes struggle to hypnotise the Funnel Web's 8 eyes |
 The Hypnotist has taken his bad habits with him to Oz |
 Garden birds are a little bit more exotic looking than in England |
 The Australian way of life |
 Funnel Web was kind enough to take a picture for us |
 Now this is a chill out room! And this still ain't the official 'lads room'! |
 The Hypnotist's motivating morning view |
 The entrance to Erina Fair, Terrigal's answer to Merry Hill shopping centre |
 Somehow we'd been hypnotised into thinking he was 1 years old |
 Tim and Lucy are still in a trance |
Viggo Mortensen (right) from The Lord Of The Rings joined us for the birthday meal (Roll mouse over this pic) |
Viggo aka Cameron sneaks a card into Tim's burger
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 Viggo was a keen Clubflatter but had yet to master how to hold the cards |
 The Hogs Breath Cafe steaks. More fat than a sumo wrestler |
 The Hypnotist didn't notice the upright fork on his seat as he sat down |
 Clubflat, he 'nose' where it's at! |
 Tim wanted to be the head of Clubflat |
 Hero shows his disgust at a horrible invention - cheese cake |
 Cameron (Viggo) and Aliesha represent the Ozzie arm of Clubflat |
 Warning, Clubflat cards are not to be put in the hands of children |
 Even Jaspa the dog was keen to promote Clubflat |
 "What you effin' looking at, let me out to play you mutha... Hey!" |
 The Hypnotist had put Nicole into a deep sleep - by boring her |
 Jaspa the dogs eyes light up as she is hypnotised to kill Funnel Webs |
 Hero and The Hypnotist... Clubflat best of pals
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 Clubflat stalker slips on his specs to blend in and casually picture-crashes the last goodbye drink in the airport |
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